I hope I don't offend people when I decline their friend request on Facebook. Sometimes I'm just not sure what makes you think we are friends. I don't talk to you...ever, and I can't remember the last time I saw you. So, you want to be my friend...now? Over Facebook? I really am sorry. It's not you, It's me. Really. If I see you around, I'll say hi, sure. I'm not that mean. I just don't understand everyone and their need to have friends on Facebook. I'll admit, I used to be like that but I grew out of it. Anyway, don't be offended, really. I still like you :-)

PS. I'm proud to say that I actually do talk to everyone on my Facebook. We really are friends.

PPS. Late night horse chasing on the farm is fun. Did we ever find the horse? No, but we sure did hear it running from us. Must have been a ghost horse. Who knows. Next time be more sneaky and don't leave your prints in our garden and wear a silencer on them feet of yours too.

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